mom's shoes

hank loves my shoes.  when he finds a pair, he gets excited and helps himself. he needs no assistance - prefers to don them by his own efforts, however uncomfortable that may appear.

heels or flats, he's not particular. he goes about roaming the house and playing in my shoes as long as they'll stay on.

hypothetically speaking

let's say I ordered some shoes. these, for example: and these and let's say i keep trying them on but i can't decide. so let's take a vote. and even though i did not hypothetically purchase this blue pair, let's throw them in the mix too. i know they're all high. but a girl needs some good summer lifts, don't you think? wow. these are large images.

A shoe by any other name would smell as sweet?

I have been eyeing these shoes since before Christmas. I think it's time to make a purchase. I wonder if I'd still like them if they were part of the "Lisa Simpson" line. I'm guessing Jessica had very little influence on this shoe. Probably as much as Bart and Homer did. MAR-KET-ING: It's not rocket-science, but it takes a keen mind, I tell ya. Who woulda thunk to slap Jessica's name on a shoe, and not Marge's?

I'm buying them, Miss Simpson.